Ranger Action Flowchart

For those confused about how to play rangers, I give you the Ranger Action Flowchart:

Combat Starts —>

1. Are you a melee-based ranger?

Yes. Seriously? You’re not fucking with me? Go re-roll as a rogue or barbarian dipshit.

No. Take out your bow. Go to Step 2.

2. Is it your turn to act in the initiative?

Yes. Go to Step 8.

No. Let’s see if you have Disruptive Strike. Go to Step 3.

3. Do you have the Disruptive Strike Encounter Power?

Yes. Let’s see if you like your party members. Go to Step 4.

No. I assume your below level 3. Because if not, you’re a dipshit. Go to Step 2.

4. Is a character you like about to be hit?

Yes. Let’s see if you can make a difference. Go to Step 5.

No. Go back to watching Family Guy. Go to Step 2.

5. Will subtracting twice your Wisdom modifier from the enemy’s hit result in a miss?

Yes. Grab your dice, Sunshine, you’re using Disruptive Strike. Go to Step 6.

No. Your friend is shit out of luck. I hope they have a decent Constitution score. Go to Step 2.

6. Did you succeed in your Disruptive Strike?

Yes. Kudos to you,Superhero. Go celebrate with some Cheetos. Go to Step 2.

No. Let’s see if you’re an elf. Go to Step 7.

7. Are you an elf?

Yes. Good man (or woman). Use your Elven Accuracy Racial power and roll again. Go to Step 6.

No. Your friend is shit out of luck. I hope they have a decent Constitution score. Go to Step 2.

8. Wake up Sunshine! It’s your turn to act. Is your target within range of your bow?

Yes. Determine if you can mark your target as your quarry. Go to step 9.

No. Move your ass up into bow range dipshit. Go to Step 8.

9. Is the target the closet enemy to you?

Yes. Mark that fucker! Go to Step 12.

No. Let’s see if you have cool Ranger feats. Go to Step 10.

10. Do you have the Second Shot feat?

Yes. Now we’re talking! Go to Step 11.

No. You’re shit out of luck. Go to Step 12.

11. Is the target one of the second closest enemies to you?

Yes. Mark that fucker! Go to Step 12.

No. Why the fuck did you pick this target again? Go to Step 12.

12. Is the target adjacent to you?

Yes. Let’s see who else is around you. Go to Step 13.

No. Let’s make sure there are no other enemies to worry about. Go to step 13.

13. Can you shift 1 square away from the target and not be adjacent to another enemy?

Yes. Shift 1 square away from the target. Go to Step 19.

No. Suck it up butter cup! Go to Step 16.

14. Are you adjacent to any other enemies?

Yes. Well fucksticks. Go to Step 15.

No. Hell yeah! Go to Step 19.

15. Can you shift 1 square away and not be adjacent to another enemy?

Yes. Shift 1 square away from the target. Go to Step 19.

No. Suck it up butter cup! Go to Step 16.

16. Do you have any magic items that boost AC against opportunity attacks?

Yes. Hot damn! Total your AC against opportunity attacks. Go to Step 15.

No. That’s OK, you got class features. Provoke an opportunity attack. Go to Step 17.

17. Did you survive the opportunity attack?

Yes. Twin Strike the fuck out of your target! Go to Step 2.

No. Seriously? What are you a 10 CON bitch elf? Go to Step 18.

18. Did your party members raise you from the dead?

Yes. Get back on that horse! Go to Step 2.

No. Yeah, I wouldn’t rez your ass either. Go to Step 1.

19. Are you familiar with Twin Strike?

Yes. Good, because you’ll be using it right now. Twin Strike the fuck out of your target. Go to Step 20.

No. Look it up. Learn it, love it, and never leave it. Twin Strike the fuck out of your target. Go to Step 20.

20. Is the target still alive?

Yes. Twin Strike it again, noob! Go to Step 2.

No. Good job. Now go loot those corpses.

—> Combat Ends

Ranger Action Flowchart

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